If you think that chicken looks calm, think again. The I May Look Calm But Inside I Have Pecked You 3 Times funny shirt perfectly captures the inner thoughts of anyone running on caffeine, irritation, and pure self-control. This graphic tee shirt is made for people who smile on the outside while mentally keeping score. Packed with sarcastic humor and farmyard sass, this design is perfect for chicken owners, homesteaders, backyard flock enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates offensive humor apparel with a feisty twist. A hilarious gift for the person who's one minor inconvenience away from pecking someone.